AJ was seen in the office with a history of bilateral shoulder fushions, a right knee replacement, left knee pain, neck pain from compressed cervical disks, and bilateral wrist pain of unknown etiology. His prominant pain syndrome was related to his neck, but he wished to have all of his pain resolved before leaving for Hawaii exactly one week later. I explained that if we accomplished that task I wanted a bottle of champagne. The treatment modality was acupucture, and I won my bottle of champagne!